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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 221 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”