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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1098 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 723 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”