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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 309 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”