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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8515 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”