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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4644 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6896 | Crops Grown: | 4583 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”