Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Items Found:	7463
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mines Excavated:	2911

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5632
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6668
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

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so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Towns Built:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Crops Grown:	3591
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

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Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3