Blocky Boobies Bonanza | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LovelessCraft Minecraft Server

bitterness, blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody battle, difficult conversations, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Honesty, love, LovelessCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect, sacrifice, Server, stepmother, teenage rebellion, tough love, Truth

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	93
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Gods Slained:	1

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a sprinkle of family drama!

Picture this: you’re mining away, gathering resources, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But wait, there’s a twist! Your long-lost child from a previous relationship shows up, demanding to know why you didn’t marry their other parent. Cue the dramatic music!

But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and pixels. So come join us and leave the family drama at the door (unless you want to roleplay it out, we don’t judge!).

So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some buried secrets along the way. 😉

ClothesThiefMom420

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, ClothesThiefMom420, clothing theft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional sensitivity, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family issues, Gaslighting, generational differences, mom stealing clothes, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, self esteem, setting boundaries, sharing clothes, size difference, understanding family dynamics

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Magic Items Found:	3539
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4972	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of your mom raiding your closet like a sneaky Minecraft thief? Join our server and leave your clothes in the safety of your virtual wardrobe! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of having your mom stretch out your favorite dress and deny it’s yours. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your precious loot away from prying eyes. Trust us, you’ll never have to deal with a size 24 mom wearing your size 14 clothes again! Join now and say goodbye to the fashion faux pas of the real world.

SmartSignsMC SMP

advanced cognition, analytical, astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, High IQ, intellectual, Intelligent, knowledgeable, Mensa, Mensa-worthy, Problem solver, quick thinker, signs of intelligence, Smart, SmartSignsMC, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the ultimate place to flex your big brain energy and show off how smart you are. Like, if you can build a redstone contraption that makes a sandwich appear out of thin air, you’re basically a genius on this server.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. The admin on this server is actually a super intelligent alien from another dimension. He’s like, a master at Minecraft and he can build stuff that will blow your mind. Rumor has it he once built a working time machine in the game and went back in time to stop the invention of creepers. Crazy, right?

And get this, if you join this server, you get access to a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. I heard one guy drank a potion and turned into a chicken for a whole day. It was clucking hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna prove how smart you are and hang out with some seriously wacky players, you gotta join this Minecraft server. It’s like, the place where all the cool kids with big brains go to play.

CraftyGoals2025

2025, Achievements, AMBITION, aspirations, career advancement, CraftyGoals2025, determination, dreams, Financial Stability, fulfillment, future plans, goal achievement, goal-setting, Happiness, health and wellness, Long-term goals, main goal, personal growth, self improvement, success, vision for the future

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the power of infinite building blocks! But beware, the banana is guarded by a herd of explosive llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the disco-dancing Ender Dragon! Watch in awe as it boogies its way through the End dimension, leaving a trail of glitter and confetti in its wake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make 2025 the year you become the ultimate Minecraft master!

JungleCraft Minecraft Server

#1, #sustainability, 445 sq km, afforestation, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Environment, Fauna, Flora, forest cover, green cover, growth, India, JungleCraft, land management, Minecraft, Natural resources, reforestation, Server, tree cover

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	967118	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	8337	Orbs of Power Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the trees be growin like crazy just like india’s forest cover!! we got trees for days, you can build your house in a tree if ya want!! we even have a secret tree village where the squirrels run the show, it’s wild man. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet monkey to swing from tree to tree with. so come on, join the madness and let’s grow some trees together!! 🌳🐒🌲

SyrianTortureEscapeCraft

Assad regime, cnn, freedom of press, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, investigative journalism, journalism ethics, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, political corruption, political prisoners, prisoner release, Syria conflict, Syrian civil war, Syrian prison, SyrianTortureEscapeCraft, torture, War Crimes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

join our minecraft server and you will be freed from the tortures of the notorious Assad regime! we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Syria where we rescue prisoners and bring them to our server for a life of freedom and block-building fun! who knew that playing minecraft could save you from a life of torture and misery? come join us and be a part of our epic rescue missions!

Chitin-ChloroCraft: Tomato Tolerance

agriculture, Chitin, ChitinChloroCraft, chitosan, chlorophyll levels, crop yield, drought tolerance, environmental benefits, Farming, food production, natural remedies, organic farming, Plant care, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrients, seafood shell extract, Sustainable Agriculture, tolerance, tomato, tomatoes, water retention

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow TOMATOES sprayed with seafood shell extract!!! yea u heard that right, SEAFOOD SHELL EXTRACT. our tomatoes are so powerful they can survive a drought, have super green leaves, and hold onto water like a boss.

imagine having a farm full of these magical tomatoes, you’ll be the envy of all the other players. and not to mention, our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will keep you on your toes.

so what are you waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tomato farmer in minecraft history. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Silvermons

Modded, Silvermons

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Votes:	3790
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Silvermons Overview

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Description

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server Information

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Silvermons?	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.
What features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons offers a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.
What version of Minecraft is Silvermons running?	Silvermons is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Where can I find the modpack for Silvermons?	The modpack for Silvermons can be found at https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack

Cup Thighs Back 1.20.1

/vg/ League, 1.20.1, 4ccg, 4chan Cup General, 4chan imageboard, AI vs AI, booru, champions league, culture, cup, Gusic 2, invitationals, LAN party, Livestream, PES Info, Pro Evolution Soccer, substitutions, tactical changes, Tactics, Team Management, thighs, Thighs Are Back Edition, Upcoming Events, Videos

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	178241
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Yo, bruh, imagine a Minecraft server where each board of 4chan is a freakin’ team playing Pro Evolution Soccer. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? You can manage these teams, make tactics, and give input during games. It’s like you’re the coach of the weirdest soccer teams ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the madness of 4chan boards competing in a soccer simulation. It’s like watching a train wreck, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this chaotic world of AI vs AI matches controlled by humans. Just go with it, man. Embrace the weirdness.

Fedora LMAO Minecraft SMP Taleb Anti-Islam

#youtube, Anti Islam, antiIslam, Asylum, asylum seeker, comedy, controversial, extremism, fedora, Fedoracel, germany, idolized Jews, immigration, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, pro Israel, Religion, satire, smp, social commentary, Taleb, Video

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy players out there!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who once built a giant potato that shot fireworks out of its eyes – true story!

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! Our community is so chill that even Germany gave one of our players asylum. And get this, he was pro-Israel and idolized Jews! Talk about a plot twist!

So come join us on our wacky adventure and see what kind of madness you can get up to. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

GiftSwapGalore Minecraft Server

appreciation, children’s clothes, christmas gifts, family dynamics, favorite store, gift criticism, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift giving, gift receipt, GiftSwapGalore, holiday traditions, MIL, Minecraft, money gift, overstepped, Quality, Rude, Server, SIL, Target, thoughtless gift

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6173
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your gifts being exchanged for store credit? Look no further! Join our server where all gifts are appreciated, no matter the color or quality!

On our server, we value the thought behind the gift, not just the item itself. No more worrying about your hard-earned diamonds being traded in for emeralds because they weren’t the right shade of blue. Here, every gift is cherished and loved, just like that enchanted diamond sword you crafted with care.

Join us and experience a world where gifting is a joy, not a chore. Build, explore, and exchange gifts with fellow players who understand the true meaning of generosity. And remember, on our server, the only thing being exchanged is friendly banter and epic loot!

XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

Boundaries, Budget, Childhood, christmas, collaboration, emotional, extended family, family, gift, History, holiday, ISOLATION, mother-in-law, passive aggressive, photo album, relationships, sabotage, Selfishness, Space, strained relationships, XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Votes:	3994	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than spending Christmas with your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server and escape the holiday stress with our virtual world of fun and adventure.

Our server is like a photo album filled with childhood memories and family history, except without the passive-aggressive comments and last-minute cancellations. We have a one-gift rule too, but instead of albums, we gift each other diamonds and enchanted gear.

Don’t let your mother-in-law hijack your Christmas spirit, come join us and build your own holiday wonderland without any emotional baggage. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead?

So ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a holly jolly time that’s guaranteed to be drama-free!

FantasyCraftMC

AMBITION, aspiration, biggest fantasy, daydream, Desires, dream come true, dreams, FANTASY, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, Goal, ideal scenario, imagination, longing, perfect world, Reverie, secret desire, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, wish fulfillment, yearning

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Do you dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Or maybe you fantasize about building a castle made of rainbow blocks and ruling over a kingdom of talking chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant its eater the power to control time itself. Or team up with other players to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Herobrine, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the rewards he guards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it!

CraftyBusCrashBrazil

Brazil, Brazilian news, bus accident, bus crash, collision, CraftyBusCrashBrazil, emergency response, fatal collision, Fatalities, highway crash, passenger fatalities, public transportation, rescue operation, road safety, south america, traffic accident, tragic incident, tragic news, transportation news, truck accident, truck crash

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	79

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where no buses or trucks can collide and kill u! we got magical powers that protect u from any crazy accidents like that. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold that u can explore. but watch out for the zombie pigmen, they love to photobomb ur selfies. u can also ride on giant chickens and fly around the map like a boss. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!

FireShald server Minecraft

banner, bedrock edition, comfort, Dragon.., FireShald, Friends, global additions, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Server, Skills, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

FireShald is a Minecraft server created for the Bedrock edition with global additions and great comfort.

On this server you can tame a dragon, level up your skills, make friends and much more. You can find all this on the FireShald server.

fireshald.com:19132

Players:	108/700	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	49	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5