Blocky Boobies Bonanza | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pizza Land Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, comfort food, cultural preferences, dining habits, fast casual dining, fast food, favorite foods, food culture, food popularity, food preferences, global food trends, international cuisine, international dishes, italian food, Land, pizza, pizza chains, pizza consumption, Pizza delivery, pizza restaurants, pizza toppings, popular food, Quest

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	165418	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Bro, forget pizza, come join this Minecraft server where we have pizza blocks that you can mine and eat in-game!

You won’t find any boring old regular servers here, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

And get this, our PvP arena is shaped like a giant pizza slice, so you can battle it out while pretending to be a pepperoni.

Plus, our community is so lit that we have weekly pizza parties where we all gather around a virtual campfire and tell cheesy jokes.

So ditch the real world and come join us for a slice of the craziest Minecraft fun you’ve ever experienced!

Frosty Realm 1.20.4

#exciting, 1.20.4, Adventure, Beginner, celebration, christmas, family, FANTASY, Festive, frosty, Fun, Game, Gaming, Good Game, Granblue Fantasy: Relink, holiday, multiplayer, new, Realm, RPG, Seasonal, tradition, video game

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, forget Granblue Fantasy ReLink, join our Minecraft server for a Christmas like no other! We got snowball fights with creepers, Santa Claus riding a zombie pigman, and candy cane swords that shoot out fireworks! It’s like a winter wonderland on crack, bro. Plus, we have special holiday events where you can win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and a pet polar bear. So ditch that other game and come join the festive chaos on our server!

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20

/zzz/ OP pastebin., A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah, Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got Agent Combat Intel, falling stars, and special visitors all up in this place. Plus, we got Windchaser Harumasa and En-Nah waiting for you to come play. Redeem those codes and claim your gifts, it’s like Christmas all year round on this server. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get zany together! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Webm Ruins Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adult Film Industry, blacked, Crime Scene, found dead, heartbreaking post, Home Invasion, Homicide, investigation, Life, murder, Porn Actress, ruined, ruins, shocking news, social media, Sophia Leone, Tragedy, tragic event, us news, viral post, webm

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, so like, imagine playing on a Minecraft server where you can build your own tribute to the fallen blacked porn actress found dead! Join now for a chance to create a pixelated memorial and pay your respects in the most bizarre way possible. It’s like, totally messed up but also kinda hilarious in a twisted way. Don’t miss out on this chance to be part of the weirdest virtual community ever!

Mystic Realm 1.20

Anime, Anime Community, anime fans, anticipation, binge watching, classic, comedy, COUR, fanbase, Final episode, gender bending, long-running series, Manga adaptation, Martial Arts, mystic, Ranma 1/2, Realm, release date, romance, Rumiko Takahashi, Sequel, waiting for next season

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Towns Built:	1
Votes:	1299	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8104

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the final episode of your favorite show but on crack! Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and then fighting off a horde of zombie pigs the next. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Plus, who needs to wait for the next cour when you can just jump into this server and have a blast right now? Trust me, you won’t regret it! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Zen Garden Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Asia, Cherry Blossoms, culture, experiences, fashion, favorite destination, garden, hot springs, Japan, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Oasis, shopping, sushi, Temples, tourism, Traditional, travel, Unique, vacation, white women, zen

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Japan but for white women! Imagine building your own sushi restaurant while surrounded by kawaii pandas and samurais. Plus, the creepers here wear kimonos and the Ender Dragon is actually a geisha. It’s like a weeaboo’s dream come true, but with more blocks and less body pillows. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this crazy server!

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, 2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, Broken Promise merch, Clear folder, ENReco, Fan, HiRyS, Isles, Jet tag, JewelRyS, MerchRyS, Moment of my life Remix, mystic, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, shills, shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, Voicepacks, WatchRyS

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ores Mined:	4994
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4756	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Santa’s workshop and a jewel heist, but in Minecraft! Join for the broken promises merch, the promise mini series, and the ENReco jet tag – it’s like flying through a rainbow of merch madness! Plus, they got fan merch, clear folders, and starter goods that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 Valentines merch – it’s like Cupid went on a shopping spree in the Nether. So grab your plushies, acrylics, and voicepacks, and join this server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than a glitched Enderman. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a cheeb or a numberfag, then you better run before the gyates get ya!

Miyamoto’s Hardcore Minecraft Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, average user, Casual Gaming, Difficulty, game accessibility, game design, game development, game difficulty, gaming industry, Grandma, GRANDPA, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Mario series, Minecraft, Miyamoto, Miyamotos, Nintendo, pick up and play, player experience, regret, Server, Shigeru Miyamoto, super mario sunshine

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same regret Miyamoto felt when he made Mario Sunshine too hard for hardcore gamers. We want everyone, even grandma and grandpa who haven’t played in 10+ years, to join and be utterly confused by the chaos and madness that awaits. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a glitchy nightmare – you won’t know what hit you! So come on, dive into the insanity and regret nothing (except maybe your sanity).

“Lost Realms: Chronicles” 1.21.4

1.21.4, Biological, Caring, children, Chronicles, city, climate, Conquest, forgiving, Heart, History, Infrastructure, integrated, inventions, Lost, MONEY, Nations, people, Realms, Religion, Resources, shitskin, society, Western, white race

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magic Items Found:	5430
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Love Letters Sent:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9708

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! Forget about the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only threat is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about shitskins ruining the experience.

With a community of like-minded players who understand the importance of keeping our virtual world pure and white, you can rest assured that your creations will be safe from any unwanted influences. Plus, our server is filled with amazing builds, exciting challenges, and endless possibilities for you to unleash your creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only color that matters is the one you choose for your pixelated skin. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and show off your skills to your fellow players. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

DiscoveryCraft

#youtube, Beginner, Content Creator, creativity, digital age, discovery, DiscoveryCraft, Entertainment, First Video, internet, Memories, Nostalgia, online platform, Personal, Self-expression, sharing, social media, storytelling, Technology, video creation, vlog

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is like a trippy acid trip mixed with a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure filled with crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are. Trust me, once you step foot in this pixelated wonderland, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! 🌈🌀🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

big, COLOSSAL, considerable, Dimensions, enormous, Epic, Excessive, Extensive, Gigantic, HORIZON, HUGE, Immense, Large, Limit, Massive, Minecraft, oversized, scale, Server, SIZE, substantial, too much, vast

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1815
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing anecdote, embarrassing confession, embarrassing experience, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing incident, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, embarrassing story, funny, Humiliating, Memory, mistake, mortifying, Regrettable, shameful

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	6016
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	214
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Votes:	3528
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Players:	93/300	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6