Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Villages Defended:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	269
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Star Shards Collected:	148	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Towns Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	1583	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

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Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9626
New Chunks Explored:	589286	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

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Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2247
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	517
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1205
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	867	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4