Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where the Internet is Still Fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed LOLs into your gaming experience!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens. But be warned, the path is filled with treacherous traps and mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to steal your precious spuds.

Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly Pig Racing Championships where players saddle up their trusty swine companions and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, flying creepers, and even a giant squid that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, venture into the mysterious Netherrealm where you’ll encounter a secret society of dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember when using the internet was actually fun? Well, those days are back, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Immigrant Adventures: Building a New World, One Block at a Time!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all of Minecraft. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a magical place where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. We have DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks and Endermen breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and diamond mines?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ClockWife’s Booty Adventures: A Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Noob Adventures

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Oh boy, do we have mods! Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft mods. We’ve got a mod that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas, a mod that makes the sun wear sunglasses, and a mod that replaces all the dirt blocks with giant cupcakes. Trust us, once you see our mods, you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again!

And let’s talk about difficulty. On our server, the mobs are so tough, they bench press diamond blocks for fun. The zombies have PhDs in brain-eating, and the skeletons are expert archers who never miss a shot. But don’t worry, we also have a mod that gives you a jetpack and a laser gun, so you can fight back in style.

As for better graphics, oh boy, are you in for a treat. Our server has so many shaders and texture packs, your eyes will thank you for joining. The grass looks like it’s made of rainbows, the water sparkles like diamonds, and the sunsets are so breathtaking, you’ll forget you’re just playing a game.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the mods are wild, the difficulty is insane, and the graphics are out of this world. Trust us, once you play here, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Villages Defended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to stop the evil Ender Dragon – a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! That’s right, these llamas are ready to take on any challenge and protect our realm from destruction.

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns all creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and purr at your every command. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride a giant chicken into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide! #5125

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and intrigue. Will you be able to survive the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and serve up piping hot bowls of noodles to hungry players?

But that’s not all! Get ready for the Grand Assault on Gregorius, an indoors torment filled with heavy armor and even heavier drama. Can you handle the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set and unleash your inner fury on unsuspecting foes?

And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, or the 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions that will have you grinding like never before. With banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, and Natsu, as well as Ichika, Kasumi, and Ako, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few torments and heavy armor)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Towns Built:	8	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WomanHaterCraft: Where we love to hate women but secretly think they’re better than us, what a paradox!

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Are you a confused cave dweller who can’t decide if you want to fight or befriend the women of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the ultimate battle of the sexes as you navigate through a world where women reign supreme. Will you conquer your fear of strong female characters, or will you cower in a corner and build a house made of tissues? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KuboCraft: Where even Minecraft characters win manga awards!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is so awesome, even Kubo himself would be proud. Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs with your trusty sword, just like a true Shonen hero. Who needs Oda and Kishimoto when you can be the star of your own manga adventure? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a true OPbro or Nartbro on our server – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Meowcraft: Where goth girls catfish you into building their dream world

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Are you tired of getting catfished by fake Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is full of real, genuine gamers who are ready to build and battle with you! Join us and uncover the mystery of the catfish who may just be lurking in the shadows of West Virginia. Who knows, you might even find your true love (or at least a new mining buddy) on our server! So come on, don’t be fooled by imposters – join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwissCheeseCraft: Where cyclists and motorcyclists get lost in the world of blocks!

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Are you tired of sharing the roads with swiss, cyclists, and motorcyclists? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, they are banned! No more dodging road faggots while trying to build your dream castle. Join us and experience a world where the only thing polluting the roads are creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s a hotholy trinity of fun you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

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Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

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Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Farms Harvested:	236	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3