Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

Crafty Immigrant Adventures: Building a New World, One Block at a Time!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all of Minecraft. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a magical place where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. We have DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks and Endermen breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and diamond mines?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ClockWife’s Booty Adventures: A Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Emeralds Found:	2687
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Noob Adventures

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Oh boy, do we have mods! Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft mods. We’ve got a mod that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas, a mod that makes the sun wear sunglasses, and a mod that replaces all the dirt blocks with giant cupcakes. Trust us, once you see our mods, you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again!

And let’s talk about difficulty. On our server, the mobs are so tough, they bench press diamond blocks for fun. The zombies have PhDs in brain-eating, and the skeletons are expert archers who never miss a shot. But don’t worry, we also have a mod that gives you a jetpack and a laser gun, so you can fight back in style.

As for better graphics, oh boy, are you in for a treat. Our server has so many shaders and texture packs, your eyes will thank you for joining. The grass looks like it’s made of rainbows, the water sparkles like diamonds, and the sunsets are so breathtaking, you’ll forget you’re just playing a game.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the mods are wild, the difficulty is insane, and the graphics are out of this world. Trust us, once you play here, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to stop the evil Ender Dragon – a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! That’s right, these llamas are ready to take on any challenge and protect our realm from destruction.

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns all creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and purr at your every command. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride a giant chicken into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide! #5125

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and intrigue. Will you be able to survive the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and serve up piping hot bowls of noodles to hungry players?

But that’s not all! Get ready for the Grand Assault on Gregorius, an indoors torment filled with heavy armor and even heavier drama. Can you handle the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set and unleash your inner fury on unsuspecting foes?

And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, or the 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions that will have you grinding like never before. With banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, and Natsu, as well as Ichika, Kasumi, and Ako, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few torments and heavy armor)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Star Shards Collected:	248	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	107

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WomanHaterCraft: Where we love to hate women but secretly think they’re better than us, what a paradox!

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Are you a confused cave dweller who can’t decide if you want to fight or befriend the women of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the ultimate battle of the sexes as you navigate through a world where women reign supreme. Will you conquer your fear of strong female characters, or will you cower in a corner and build a house made of tissues? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KuboCraft: Where even Minecraft characters win manga awards!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is so awesome, even Kubo himself would be proud. Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs with your trusty sword, just like a true Shonen hero. Who needs Oda and Kishimoto when you can be the star of your own manga adventure? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a true OPbro or Nartbro on our server – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Emeralds Found:	8047	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Meowcraft: Where goth girls catfish you into building their dream world

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Are you tired of getting catfished by fake Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is full of real, genuine gamers who are ready to build and battle with you! Join us and uncover the mystery of the catfish who may just be lurking in the shadows of West Virginia. Who knows, you might even find your true love (or at least a new mining buddy) on our server! So come on, don’t be fooled by imposters – join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwissCheeseCraft: Where cyclists and motorcyclists get lost in the world of blocks!

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Are you tired of sharing the roads with swiss, cyclists, and motorcyclists? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, they are banned! No more dodging road faggots while trying to build your dream castle. Join us and experience a world where the only thing polluting the roads are creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s a hotholy trinity of fun you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

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Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

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Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crops Grown:	5467	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6996
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1