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CraftyChopsticks Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, China, cooperation, CraftyChopsticks, cross-border cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, economic development, economic ties, EU, foreign policy, germany, global partnership, global politics, international collaboration., international relations, Minecraft, Partnership, political dialogue, Server, strategic alliance, summit meeting, Trade

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

come join dis epic minecraft server where china and germany are bffs and workin together to build da ultimate minecraft world. we got pandas and beer everywhere, it’s like a crazy mashup of cultures. u can build ur own great wall or autobahn, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got special quests where u gotta team up with merkel and xi jinping to defeat creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

AstroCraft2032

2032, armageddon, asteroid, AstroCraft2032, Astronomy, catastrophe, celestial body, collision, danger, Disaster, Doomsday, Earth, Impact, impact event, near-Earth object, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Space, space exploration, threat

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	New Chunks Explored:	850315
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz like, there’s this wild rumor that an asteroid has a 2% chance of hitting Earth in 2032. but like, no worries, cuz on our server, we got a secret bunker where we can all hide and survive the apocalypse together. plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come build your own bunker and prepare for the end of the world in style. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so like, join now before it’s too late!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

Adventure, building, Cities, city building, collaboration, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Exploration, Fly, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, SUNDAYS, Survival, telegram channel

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Towns Built:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Telegram Channel http://t.me/cityBuildServer

s25.joinserver.xyz:25989

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, Discord Voice Chat, donation options, East Coast, Events, Harassment, Infinity, Isles, java, LGBTQ, non pay-to-win, player head database, PvE, Resource worlds, shopping district, smp, Staff, structured shops, Toxicity, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Join our active community

Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server that began on the 25th of March. We’re a community-focused server with some plugins to help with quality of life and multiplayer fun. We are always looking for new players to join us, so if this sounds like a fit for you, be sure to apply!

Why should you join?

🍦 SEMI VANILLA: We are a primarily vanilla survival server with changes that improve gameplay, such as fast leaf decay, live map, and head drops.
🔒 WHITELISTED: We review every application to make sure that only the best players join our community! Rest assured, trolls and immature players are not welcome here. Our staff team will promptly handle griefers, and any damage they may cause is swiftly rolled back and repaired.
🌎 SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East Coast of the US to ensure a good connection and reachability for players worldwide.
🛒 SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with themed shops that let players show off their creativity!
🐻 EVENTS: We hold scheduled bi-weekly events with prizes organized by our staff team and members of the community. We also have our latest off-scheduled shenanigans: Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events!
⛏️ RESOURCE WORLDS: We have special-made portals at spawn leading to resource worlds for all three dimensions; overworld, nether, and end! Here you can gather large quantities of materials that would otherwise ruin the beauty of our main world. It’s also great for finding un-looted structures!
💸 NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access the player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
🔧 STAFF: Our team of friendly staff are here to help you if you need a hand! We have zero tolerance on any harassment or toxicity, fostering a welcoming, kind environment for our players.
👾 DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord, regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!

We’d love to have you join our community. Apply in our discord:

https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, bluesky, ceres fauna, Dreamland, Fauna Archive, Fauna media, Faunwell, grasshoppers, Hide, ignore, Invincible Rainbow Arrow, It’s Not a Phase, Konbakuwa, love Fauna, member VODs, Miss Fauna, Miss Nimi, Naplings, Nimi Nightmare, nimis, Report, saplings, Schedule, twitter

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	6579	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and regret ever reading this post. Why should you join? Well, because Miss Nimi and Miss Fauna are there, duh! They’re like the queens of this server, spreading their rainbow arrows of invincibility and making you feel like you’re in a totally different dimension. Plus, there are grasshoppers and naplings to report, hide, and ignore – like, what even are those? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).

RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

compromise, headphones, insomnia, Minecraft, noise levels, RoomieRevenge, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflicts, roommate consideration, roommate habits, roommate issues, roommate respect, Server, sleep deprivation, Speakerphone

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	374
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	7357	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of roommate drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise no loud roommates will disturb your building adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building without the constant noise of a roommate who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of headphones. Our server is a safe haven for those who value peace and quiet while they mine and craft their way to victory.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be ruined by a roommate who thinks their late-night conversations are more important than your sleep schedule. Join our server and leave the roommate drama behind – because in our world, the only noise you’ll hear is the satisfying sound of blocks breaking and mobs being defeated.

So come on over and join us – where the only roommate you’ll have to deal with is the friendly villager who always has a great trade deal for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MommaDramaCraft

anger management, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cultural insults, disrespectful behavior., emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, false accusations, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Homophobia, MommaDramaCraft, parent-child relationships, passive aggressive behavior, self-care, toxic relationships, unhealthy communication patterns, victim mentality

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
New Chunks Explored:	212828	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your psycho mom’s drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your dream world away from all the craziness.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any moms accusing you of leaving used pimple patches in the shower drain. We promise!

Forget about guilt-tripping and manipulation, on our server, the only thing you’ll be manipulating is blocks to create epic structures. And don’t worry, there won’t be any weirdos yelling at you for things you didn’t do.

Join now and leave all the drama behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft lover to enjoy your life with. It’s not weird, it’s just Minecraft!

CringeCraft SMP: Sex Fails

awkward moments, bedroom mishaps, Communication, CringeCraft, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situations., emotional intimacy, Fails, funny anecdotes, funny stories, Human Connection, humor, Intimacy, love, Passion, Personal experiences, physical intimacy, relationships, relationships gone wrong, sex, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance party! Plus, we have the most ridiculous and embarrassing moments during sex stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

PixelatedPugly

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, facial features, fashion choices, inner beauty, Insecurity, judgment, Perception, personal grooming, physical features, PixelatedPugly, self esteem, self-perception, social interactions, societal norms, societal pressure, Ugly

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Votes:	3616	Divine Spears Created:	10

If villagers run away from you screaming “Zombie alert!” then it’s probably time to join our Minecraft server. We have so many blocky beauties that even the Ender Dragon would swoon. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a +1000 charisma boost. So come on over and let’s turn those creeper explosions into fireworks of fabulousness!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, Dutch, Dutch politics, DutchNews.nl, Effort, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, peace talks, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping mission, pm, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Enchantments Applied:	171	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Canada, Canada-US relations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CONSERVATIVE, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Happy, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, North America, Poilievre, Politics, resentful neighbour, ResentfulCraft, Trade, trump, united states, Warning, Warns

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, challenge, Community, Discord, End.., Events, Experiment, Factions, gameplay, hang out, Ip:, Mature, Monuments, Nether, Playerbase, PvP, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Server, skill, Superflat, Survival, Unique

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Server Overview

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Age of Server	3 years old
Community	Tightknit community of regulars
Gameplay	100% vanilla
Features	Structures enabled, easy access to nether and end

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is Superflat.world

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is nearing 3 years old.

Q: What type of gameplay does the server have?

A: The server has 100% vanilla gameplay, meaning survival is based purely on skill.

Q: Are structures enabled on the server?

A: Yes, structures are enabled, allowing players to obtain most items in the game.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: Join the Discord server at discord.gg/dPmzXWreJD

Enchanted Grove Village 1.21.3

1.21.3, 22 years old, Adventure, alternative lifestyle, backpacking, bohemian, cute girl, dirty hippie girl, earthy, Enchanted, Exploration, free-spirit, Grove, Hippie, nature lover, Nomad, Off the beaten path, outdoor enthusiast, solo travel, travel, unconventional beauty, Village, Wanderlust, young adult

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo bro, forget about those dirty hippie chicks, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t smell like patchouli, I promise. Plus, who needs real-life backpacking when you can explore endless virtual worlds from the comfort of your mom’s basement? Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you see our epic builds and meet our wacky community of players. So ditch the hiking boots and grab your virtual pickaxe, because this server is where the real adventure begins!

WeddingCrasherCraft

adoption, awkwardness, celebration, cousin, Decision making, Dilemma, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family unity, Invitation, mopey behavior, relationships, sister, space limitations, stigma, Support, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Emeralds Found:	2204	Players Killed by Monsters:	2059
Dragon Eggs Found:	5775	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring family drama? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the guest list is more exclusive than a VIP club in Ibiza.

Witness the epic showdown between cousins, uncles, and adopted sisters as they battle it out for a spot at the wedding. Will you choose family loyalty or the chance to party with your long-lost cousins?

With space limitations that rival a Tokyo subway during rush hour, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to secure your invitation. But hey, who needs a formal invite when you can just show up and crash the party like a true Minecraft rebel?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a wedding celebration that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? Join us now, because this wedding is about to get lit!

DeserveBetterMC

DeserveBetterMC, deserved better, forgotten heroes, Historical figures, historical injustice, Marginalized, Mistreated, neglected, Overlooked, someone from history, tragic figures, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unrecognized, unremembered, unsung heroes, unvalued

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1322	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5