Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Farms Harvested:	482
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

Adult, Adults, Areas, Buddies, building, Builds, chill server, commands, Discord, Events, Farms, FRIENDSHIPS, home, INVADE, Kingdom, lemurs, long term, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Player Shops, Protect, Server, Teleport

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3088
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	3054
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crops Grown:	6432	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ores Mined:	951	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	72

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dad’sDineTime

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🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	1548
Buildings Constructed:	46	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crops Grown:	7933
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Potions Brewed:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

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So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Pals United

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Gravitas Networks

Economy, Survival, survival rewards factories deliveries jobs perks community explore craft conquer challenges events adventures build thrive vibrant support explore craft challenges

Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

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Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	98

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45