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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Server
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