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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6091 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!