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Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not Just a Random Number

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	8802	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	248

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Nations: ‘>your country’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your love life! Are you ready to dive into a world where the blocks are as stacked as the players? Join us if you think you can handle a Latina – because our server is hotter than a desert temple in the middle of summer!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a heartbroken ex looking for revenge, and the zombies are just misunderstood creatures looking for a friend. Can you survive the chaos and become the ultimate blocky champion?

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love in a world made of blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	157	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ores Mined:	6621
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2820	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ores Mined:	3395	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	89
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	410214	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4392	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gods Slained:	0