Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! This bitch of a server is where all the cool kids hang out and build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dimension Hops: 14
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8059
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 363 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Love Letters Sent: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5430 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 8308 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Crops Grown: 7075
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Towns Built: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Crops Grown: 9266 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft
    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Players Killed by Monsters: 5028
    Chimeras Created: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Novidium

    Novidium

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

    Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

    There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

    There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

    There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in:   -Balance leaderboard, for money   -Island leaderboard, for island level

    Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Astopia

    Astopia

    Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

    Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

    OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

    I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

    On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

    The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

    We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Alien Abductions: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Emeralds Found: 1744
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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