Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! This bitch of a server is where all the cool kids hang out and build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5037 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5274 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft
    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mines Excavated: 3816
    Farms Harvested: 293 Ores Mined: 5902

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Novidium

    Novidium

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

    Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

    There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

    There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

    There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in:   -Balance leaderboard, for money   -Island leaderboard, for island level

    Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Astopia

    Astopia

    Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

    Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8607
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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