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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11
Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Animals Bred: 82
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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