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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
Towns Built: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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