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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 288 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Farms Harvested: 870
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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