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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Mines Excavated: 2411
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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