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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Divine Spears Created: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 12
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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