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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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