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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Elemental Crystals Collected: 53 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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