What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Emeralds Found: 9097
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Alien Abductions: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

    Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Farms Harvested: 402
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Is SMP still Minecraft popular?

    Is SMP still Minecraft popular?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have our very own IRC server! That’s right, you can chat with your fellow players in real-time while you’re mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Who needs Discord when you have old-school IRC?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SpecialNeedsMC Server

    SpecialNeedsMC Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life awkward encounters and dive into a world of blocky fun!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepy mobs – all without the fear of being asked for a kiss by a special needs classmate!

    Our server is a safe space where you can avoid uncomfortable situations and focus on crafting epic creations. Plus, if you ever feel overwhelmed, just log off and take a breather – no need to hide in the bathroom at a school dance!

    So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and absolutely no unwanted advances. Let’s block and roll!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

    CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Alien Abductions: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CelebCraftStoryTime

    CelebCraftStoryTime
    Imagine having Danny DeVito narrate the epic tale of your Minecraft adventures on our server! Picture him describing your daring battles with creepers, your epic builds, and your hilarious mishaps in his signature raspy voice. Join our server for a chance to have your Minecraft journey narrated by the one and only Danny DeVito! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss out on!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MysticBlocks

    MysticBlocks

    MysticBlocks is a community-focused PvE Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and thrive in a friendly, cooperative environment. Our server fosters teamwork, creativity, and adventure, with a welcoming atmosphere for players of all skill levels. With custom events, land protection, and a dedicated staff team, MysticBlocks offers a safe and fun experience for everyone. Whether you’re mining for resources, building your dream base, or making new friends, you’ll find your place in the ever-growing world of MysticBlocks! Join us today and become part of our amazing community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

    2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

    2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

    Data Packs

    Data Pack
    anti enderman grief

    Fabric Mods

    Fabric Mod
    armor poser

    Required Fabric Mods

    Fabric Mod
    armor poser

    Server Rules

    1. Be Respectful

    Joining the Server

    If you are interested in joining please fill out this application

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server

    Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil forces of right-wing politics? Join our Minecraft server where we fight back by building giant statues of socialist leaders and throwing virtual Molotov cocktails at oppressive structures! Our community of players is made up of strong, independent white working class folks who refuse to be pushed around by the establishment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where we plot the overthrow of the capitalist regime. So come join us and help us stick it to the man in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

    Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PixelPanic: Human Horrors

    PixelPanic: Human Horrors
    Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Emeralds Found: 1474
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Mysticfox.de

    Mysticfox.de

    Server Features: CityBuild: Build your own city and become the architect of your world. Survival Lands Claiming: Protect your land and experience survival on a whole new level. Murder Mystery: Solve thrilling mysteries and catch the murderer! TNTRun: Show off your skills in explosive parkour challenges. EliteMobs: Many Quests! SkyBlock: Master life on a floating island.

    Special Systems: – New Fishing System: Fish in innovative ways and enjoy a whole new fishing experience. – Farming System: Develop your own farm with fresh mechanics. – Minions: Let your helpers work for you while you focus on adventures. – New Menu Textures: Enjoy stylish and easy-to-navigate menus.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!

    Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!
    Lostshard Overview
    Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.
    Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. You won’t find another server like this.
    Video showcase of our custom spells/magic system: Watch Here
    Discord: Click here to join!
    IP: lostshard.club
    MC Version: 1.16.5 (pre cave-update)
    Features:
    • Magic / spellcasting
    • Skills and builds
    • PvP with custom combat
    • Clans
    • Plots / land claiming
    • Events
    • Active community

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Do I need any mods to play on Lostshard? No, Lostshard does not require any mods to play. It has custom systems that do not depend on external modifications.
    Is the server active with events and community engagement? Yes, Lostshard has an active community with regular events and engagement opportunities for players.
    Can I claim land and build on this server? Yes, Lostshard features plot and land claiming systems for players to build and customize their own areas.
    How can I join the Lostshard Discord server? You can join the Lostshard Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

    So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

    Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DeadbeatSisDrama

    DeadbeatSisDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

    Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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