What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Buildings Constructed: 20 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

    Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PixelPanic: Human Horrors

    PixelPanic: Human Horrors
    Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Mysticfox.de

    Mysticfox.de

    Server Features: CityBuild: Build your own city and become the architect of your world. Survival Lands Claiming: Protect your land and experience survival on a whole new level. Murder Mystery: Solve thrilling mysteries and catch the murderer! TNTRun: Show off your skills in explosive parkour challenges. EliteMobs: Many Quests! SkyBlock: Master life on a floating island.

    Special Systems: – New Fishing System: Fish in innovative ways and enjoy a whole new fishing experience. – Farming System: Develop your own farm with fresh mechanics. – Minions: Let your helpers work for you while you focus on adventures. – New Menu Textures: Enjoy stylish and easy-to-navigate menus.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!

    Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!
    Lostshard Overview
    Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.
    Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. You won’t find another server like this.
    Video showcase of our custom spells/magic system: Watch Here
    Discord: Click here to join!
    IP: lostshard.club
    MC Version: 1.16.5 (pre cave-update)
    Features:
    • Magic / spellcasting
    • Skills and builds
    • PvP with custom combat
    • Clans
    • Plots / land claiming
    • Events
    • Active community

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Do I need any mods to play on Lostshard? No, Lostshard does not require any mods to play. It has custom systems that do not depend on external modifications.
    Is the server active with events and community engagement? Yes, Lostshard has an active community with regular events and engagement opportunities for players.
    Can I claim land and build on this server? Yes, Lostshard features plot and land claiming systems for players to build and customize their own areas.
    How can I join the Lostshard Discord server? You can join the Lostshard Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Emeralds Found: 7259 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8854
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

    So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

    Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Potions Brewed: 142

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DeadbeatSisDrama

    DeadbeatSisDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

    Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9998 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • FiredFastMC SMP

    FiredFastMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 454
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SpookyCrafters

    SpookyCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9357 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    NukeCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Magic Items Found: 4898 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PassportPurgeCraft

    PassportPurgeCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Stigma Pixelmon

    Stigma Pixelmon

    The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

    See you soon I hope 🙂

    Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Potions Brewed: 194 Ores Mined: 602

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MineKvant Minecraft server

    MineKvant Minecraft server

    New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

    Kind and responsive administration!

    Come visit us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

    Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)
    Server Name: Survival Minecraft Server
    Griefing Policy: Not allowed
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    World Age: 4 years old, no resets
    Rules: No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQ

    1. What are the rules on griefing?

    Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

    2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

    3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

    No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

    4. How old is the server world?

    The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

    5. Is redstone broken on the server?

    No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2695 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

    Meal Delivery Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Potions Brewed: 74
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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