What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Birthday Bash Bonanza” where we celebrate birthdays in style. You won’t believe the crazy builds and pranks we pull off during these parties.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. It’s like finding a hidden treasure chest in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a villager on a bender. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • StepmomSquadCraft

    StepmomSquadCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own family? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkward family game nights and step-sibling drama! Our server is the perfect place to build your own family dynamic, where you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

    Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • UkrainianTankBusters

    UkrainianTankBusters
    lol this server is so lit, even Ukraine’s night drones are bombing moving Russian tanks now! join us and experience the ultimate chaos and destruction in Minecraft! our players are so skilled, they can take down tanks with just a pickaxe and some TNT. who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 955 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Halo Public

    Halo Public

    Halo is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

    JAVA IP: halosmp.my-mc.xyz

    1.20 -> Latest supported!

    » Halo Plugin! » Survival SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 354 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

    HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!
    Overview
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a server trailer available? Server Trailer
    Is there a Discord server for HexArchon? Discord Server
    Where can I find more information about the server? Wiki
    What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon? Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
    What are the server’s technical specifications? CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
    Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition? Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

    Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8896 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Is SMP still Minecraft popular?

    Is SMP still Minecraft popular?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have our very own IRC server! That’s right, you can chat with your fellow players in real-time while you’re mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Who needs Discord when you have old-school IRC?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SpecialNeedsMC Server

    SpecialNeedsMC Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life awkward encounters and dive into a world of blocky fun!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepy mobs – all without the fear of being asked for a kiss by a special needs classmate!

    Our server is a safe space where you can avoid uncomfortable situations and focus on crafting epic creations. Plus, if you ever feel overwhelmed, just log off and take a breather – no need to hide in the bathroom at a school dance!

    So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and absolutely no unwanted advances. Let’s block and roll!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Magic Items Found: 4497
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

    CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Emeralds Found: 9138
    Crops Grown: 5448 Animals Bred: 17
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CelebCraftStoryTime

    CelebCraftStoryTime
    Imagine having Danny DeVito narrate the epic tale of your Minecraft adventures on our server! Picture him describing your daring battles with creepers, your epic builds, and your hilarious mishaps in his signature raspy voice. Join our server for a chance to have your Minecraft journey narrated by the one and only Danny DeVito! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss out on!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MysticBlocks

    MysticBlocks

    MysticBlocks is a community-focused PvE Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and thrive in a friendly, cooperative environment. Our server fosters teamwork, creativity, and adventure, with a welcoming atmosphere for players of all skill levels. With custom events, land protection, and a dedicated staff team, MysticBlocks offers a safe and fun experience for everyone. Whether you’re mining for resources, building your dream base, or making new friends, you’ll find your place in the ever-growing world of MysticBlocks! Join us today and become part of our amazing community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 323
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchantments Applied: 240
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 117
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Animals Bred: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • 2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

    2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

    2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

    Data Packs

    Data Pack
    anti enderman grief

    Fabric Mods

    Fabric Mod
    armor poser

    Required Fabric Mods

    Fabric Mod
    armor poser

    Server Rules

    1. Be Respectful

    Joining the Server

    If you are interested in joining please fill out this application

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server

    Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil forces of right-wing politics? Join our Minecraft server where we fight back by building giant statues of socialist leaders and throwing virtual Molotov cocktails at oppressive structures! Our community of players is made up of strong, independent white working class folks who refuse to be pushed around by the establishment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where we plot the overthrow of the capitalist regime. So come join us and help us stick it to the man in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

    Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PixelPanic: Human Horrors

    PixelPanic: Human Horrors
    Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Villages Defended: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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