What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Dimension Hops: 9
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Buildings Constructed: 32 Dragon Scales Harvested: 157
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NoPupPartyAllowed

    NoPupPartyAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pets in our lives? Look no further! Our server welcomes all furry friends, whether they be dogs, cats, or even parrots! We believe that pets bring joy and companionship to our virtual world, so feel free to bring your loyal companions along for the adventure.

    Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!

    Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SensationalVibesMC SMP

    SensationalVibesMC SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Crops Grown: 7691

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineCraftyGamer123

    MineCraftyGamer123
    Do you love Minecraft? Of course you do, because it’s the best game ever created since sliced bread! And if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone, then you’ve come to the right place!

    Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

    Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Villages Defended: 19 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 New Chunks Explored: 946195
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!

    TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!
    So, like, u know how Taiwan be like “oh snap, there’s a Chinese carrier out there”? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we be prepared for battle too! Join us and show off your mad PvP skills as we take on the Chinese carrier in epic battles on the high seas! Will you be the hero that saves Taiwan from invasion? Or will you be the villain who helps China take over the world? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be lit AF! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyOligarchNet

    CraftyOligarchNet
    so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

    join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

    plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

    so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3158 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Gut Microbiome Madness

    Gut Microbiome Madness
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.

    That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Animals Bred: 145 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Lexok Network

    Lexok Network

    Welcome to the ( LEXOK NETWORK ). This server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a Professional Lifesteal Server Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Awesome Minecraft Server ( LEXOK NETWORK ) Community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Dream Story

    Dream Story

    Want a unique experience? So you found the right place…

    1.Contracts, we saw potential in a plugin that had been abandoned for years, so we fixed its errors and put it to work.

    2. Nightmare Night, unlike other plugins, this one adds new mobs (be careful when you see a flying creeper)

    3. Stores that change their prices depending on purchases and sales.

    4. Slimefun, a plugin that adds countless machines and materials for you to have fun with.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

    MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

    New game world with unique RPG and RP elements??

    Version from 1.16.5

    Over 80+ plugins?

    Vanilla?

    Game modes available:

    – Royal anarchy?‍☠️

    – Reid⚔️

    Join a clan, play solo, chat, find new friends and start your adventure in the kingdom✨

    Enter /kit gold on the server and pick up a gift?

    + promo code gold for +30% to the top-up amount⭐️

    IP: mc.mineville.fun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Villages Defended: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SmithCraft – The Only Anarchy Server With Admins That Follow Rules! Vanilla Fun 1.21.1 EU

    SmithCraft – The Only Anarchy Server With Admins That Follow Rules! Vanilla Fun 1.21.1 EU
    Server IP play.smithcraft.cc
    Discord https://discord.gg/5D7V8AA7ms
    Server Version 1.21.1 Java Edition

    Welcome to SmithCraft, the epitome of anarchy in the Minecraft universe. This is a world where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your cunning). On SmithCraft, there are absolutely no rules, no restrictions, and no safety nets. It’s a brutal, raw, and exhilarating experience where anything goes. Here, your survival depends entirely on your wits, alliances, and ruthlessness.

    To ensure the purest form of anarchy, SmithCraft operates under a unique and immutable constitution. This constitution serves one primary purpose: to keep the server entirely free of any form of governance or interference from admins or owners.

    Constitution of Chaos

    No Rollbacks Once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. No actions will be undone, no matter how catastrophic. This ensures that every player’s actions have lasting consequences, adding to the authentic anarchy experience. This includes duplication, and illegal item placement.
    No Rules There are absolutely no rules. Griefing, looting, killing, and any other forms of chaos are not only allowed but expected. This server is a lawless land where you can forge your path through whatever means you deem necessary.
    No Interference Admins and owners are bound by the constitution to never interfere with the gameplay. This means no banning players, no imposing restrictions, and no moderating the server. The only role of the admin is to maintain the server’s technical performance, ensuring it remains operational and lag-free.
    Permanent Anarchy This is not a temporary state; it’s the essence of SmithCraft. The constitution prevents any future introduction of rules or changes that would compromise the anarchy.
    True Freedom Players have complete freedom to build, destroy, ally, betray, and create their own stories. Your journey is entirely in your hands, free from any form of higher control.

    SmithCraft is not for the faint of heart. It’s a relentless, anarchic world where survival is a constant challenge, and trust is a rare commodity. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your legacy in a world without rules? Join us on SmithCraft and experience the ultimate freedom today!

    Join us at play.smithcraft.cc – Where Anarchy Reigns Supreme!

    FAQ

    • Q: Are there any rules on SmithCraft?
    • A: No, there are absolutely no rules on SmithCraft. Griefing, looting, and killing are all allowed.

    • Q: Can I expect any help from admins or owners?
    • A: No, admins and owners are not allowed to interfere with gameplay. They only maintain server performance.

    • Q: Is there any rollback system in place?
    • A: No, once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. All actions are permanent.

    • Q: Can I create alliances with other players?
    • A: Yes, players have complete freedom to ally, betray, and create their own stories.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

    Blocky Phases Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

    Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Animals Bred: 46
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

    Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • StepDadNoBathAccess

    StepDadNoBathAccess
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

    Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

    But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

    So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 160 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 956002 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Towns Built: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 111 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

    Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise
    Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5810 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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