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SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9461
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LebCraft: War of the Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

Accountability, consequences, Crime Prevention, Deterrence, Ethics, fair, Fairness, Justice, Legal System, morality, personal vendettas, Prevention, punishment, punishment consequences, punishment debate, punishment effectiveness, punishment fairness, punishment justification, punishment philosophy, punishment theory, Punishments, Retribution, societal norms, Vendettas

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

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join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, Shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
Is the server Discord available?	Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of being a wallet-stealing Indonesian in Jakarta! Join us as we explore the depths of this pile of wallets, searching for foreign tourist treasures and causing chaos in the streets.

But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!

We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoPupPartyAllowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pets in our lives? Look no further! Our server welcomes all furry friends, whether they be dogs, cats, or even parrots! We believe that pets bring joy and companionship to our virtual world, so feel free to bring your loyal companions along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!

Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SensationalVibesMC SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	656

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineCraftyGamer123

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Do you love Minecraft? Of course you do, because it’s the best game ever created since sliced bread! And if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone, then you’ve come to the right place!

Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6022	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!

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So, like, u know how Taiwan be like “oh snap, there’s a Chinese carrier out there”? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we be prepared for battle too! Join us and show off your mad PvP skills as we take on the Chinese carrier in epic battles on the high seas! Will you be the hero that saves Taiwan from invasion? Or will you be the villain who helps China take over the world? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be lit AF! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyOligarchNet

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so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Gut Microbiome Madness

Chronic pain, disease-associated pain, Endometriosis, endometriotic lesions, female health, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, gut microbiome, immune system, infertility, inflammation, madness, medical breakthrough, mice study, Microbiome, microbiome differences, microbiome therapy, pelvic pain, reproductive health, research study, therapeutic treatment, Women’s Health

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.

That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crops Grown:	1308