What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
Holy Grails Found: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PixelatedNightmares

    PixelatedNightmares
    Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9415

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

    CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

    Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

    Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

    So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Cake Party Time!

    Cake Party Time!
    come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Falling into the Void: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Eternity BCG

    Eternity BCG

    Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Cuz We Did SMP

    Cuz We Did SMP

    Very Fun Survival Server For Bedrock & Java Edition.

    A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 457 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Potions Brewed: 178

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    • Currency
    • Vehicles
    • Over one hundred meals to cook
    • Over one hundred décor items
    • and much more!
    Character Building!
    • Create your character and tell their story!
    • Make a new character every season if you wish!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Magic Items Found: 2151 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Potions Brewed: 158
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Void Armor Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 396
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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