What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    • Currency
    • Vehicles
    • Over one hundred meals to cook
    • Over one hundred décor items
    • and much more!
    Character Building!
    • Create your character and tell their story!
    • Make a new character every season if you wish!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Dimension Hops: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 174 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 134 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 478
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 4800

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 793897
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Animals Bred: 133 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Crops Grown: 8538
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ores Mined: 7251

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Farms Harvested: 501
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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