What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Eternity BCG

    Eternity BCG

    Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43 Zombie Dances: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Cuz We Did SMP

    Cuz We Did SMP

    Very Fun Survival Server For Bedrock & Java Edition.

    A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    • Currency
    • Vehicles
    • Over one hundred meals to cook
    • Over one hundred décor items
    • and much more!
    Character Building!
    • Create your character and tell their story!
    • Make a new character every season if you wish!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Dimension Hops: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Alien Abductions: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Farms Harvested: 554
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1346 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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