Blocky Bed & Breakfast Bonanza #420

(PILOT), #youtube, assassin business, Bed.., Blitzo, blocky, bonanza, Breakfast, Charlie, Demons, Discord, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Startup, Website

Join our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Just like Charlie from Hazbin Hotel, you can rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in your very own kingdom. Build your own hotel and watch as your patients check out straight into Heaven (or maybe just respawn, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew from Helluva Boss as they run their assassin business in Hell. Take on crazy missions with Moxxie, Millie, and Loona, all while trying to survive each other’s shenanigans.

Download the pilots, binge watch the episodes, and immerse yourself in the chaotic world of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. And hey, if you’re feeling creative, write some fanfics or draw some fanart on our booru.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself running a startup in Hell with your own demon crew. The possibilities are endless (and slightly insane).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Kinder Realms

Economy, Minecraft SMP Community Homestead Shops Friends Updates Bug Fixes Events Bedrock Java Survival Multiplayer PVP Creative Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay Minigames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Kinder Realms – The Friendly SMP!

We care about our community – you can count on that. When you join, you are given a private homestead that you can expand, create shops, and add friends to.

Daily Updates, Bug Fixes, and Events

Bedrock and Java Compatible

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Termina – Where Towny Wartime meets chaos and confusion! Keep your wits about you!

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Chaos, confusion, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, meets, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Termina, Towny, Vanilla, Wartime, wits

IP:	TerminaMC.com
Discord:	discord.gg/Termina
Bedrock:	19132
Java:	25565

Overview:

Ultimate PvP and Raiding Experience on TerminaMC.com. Hardcore PvP, Towny Warfare, Termina Duels, Griefing, No Pay-to-Win, and designed for Hardcore PvP Lovers.

FAQ:

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed and encouraged on the server. Raid your enemies, loot their treasures, and leave nothing but destruction in your wake.

2. How often can I raid enemy towns?

You can declare war and raid enemy towns once every 24 hours, even if you’re a solo warrior.

3. Is there a pay-to-win system on TerminaMC.com?

No, there is no pay-to-win system on the server. Every perk and advantage is earned through gameplay, creating a competitive environment for all players.

4. Can I create my own kingdom in the wilderness?

Yes, with Towny Warfare, you can stake your claim and create a powerful kingdom in the untamed wilderness. Be prepared to defend it against other players.

5. How can I test my PvP skills on the server?

You can test your PvP skills in the exclusive “Termina Duels” arena. Challenge other players, wager items or currency, and fight for supremacy.

6. What makes TerminaMC.com suitable for hardcore PvP lovers?

The server is designed for players who love the thrill of PvP combat, raiding, and conquering. If you enjoy the satisfaction of a well-executed raid and the glory of victory in PvP, this server is for you.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	675739
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Animals Bred:	95
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Environment, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers General, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Objectives, patch notes, PC, PixelPanic, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Resources, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Warbond

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of spreading democracy like never before! Join forces with your friends to fight against alien insects and robots in a quest to liberate planets and save the galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with procedurally generated areas and time limits, adding an extra layer of challenge to your missions. And if you’re successful enough, you can liberate entire planets and work towards liberating the entire galaxy! It’s like a space opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers.

Don’t forget to check out our information resources, including the Helldivers Wiki, the Helldivers Training Manual, and the Helldivers Companion. You’ll be a pro in no time, ready to take on any enemy that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a hero of democracy in the most outrageous way possible! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover some secret chemical agents that will give you the upper hand in battle. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll die to a surprise creeper explosion.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Giulia In Cowboy Boots Minecraft SMP

Boots, chic, Country, Cowboy, Cowboy boots, cowgirl, fashion, fashionista, footwear, Giulia, Italian, Life, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Outfit, Passion, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, wardrobe essential, Western

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild west themed SMP where Giulia in cowboy boots reigns supreme.

Legend has it that Giulia once rode a creeper like a bucking bronco, tamed a pack of wolves with just a whistle, and built an entire town using only a pickaxe and some dirt. If you want to be part of this epic adventure, then saddle up and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital frontier.

But beware, the land is filled with bandits, outlaws, and the occasional wandering trader with a llama caravan. So grab your trusty six-shooter (or diamond sword) and get ready to ride off into the sunset with Giulia in cowboy boots by your side. Giddy up, partner!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TechTakedown: NoMoreMinecraft

apple watch, browser history, Confront, devices, Grades, grounding, internet access, ipad, iPhone, laptop, NoMoreMinecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, racism, reddit, School, sexism, snooping, STEM, TechTakedown, teenager, throwaway account

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your son off Reddit and away from posting outrageous stories? Look no further! Our server is so addicting, he won’t even have time to think about fake stories or sexist remarks.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!

Plus, if your son tries to sneak back onto Reddit, we have a special plugin that will teleport him straight into a pit of creepers. It’s the perfect punishment for those who can’t resist the allure of fake internet points.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HotGFHotline – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even some steamy chat in the chat box. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and have them whisper sweet nothings to you while fighting off creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KindCraft: Kindness Quest

acts of goodwill, community support, compassion, emotional connection, Empathy, Generosity, Heartwarming, helping others, human kindness, inspiring, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Quest, Random act of kindness, Selflessness, small gestures, spreading love, touching moments, Uplifting

Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a group of players building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks? That’s just a taste of the wackiness you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected acts of kindness, like players leaving secret treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples for unsuspecting travelers. You never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

One time, a player was being chased by a horde of creepers and suddenly a group of players swooped in on flying pigs, armed with rainbow-colored swords to save the day. It was like something out of a Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just witness the most epic random act of kindness yet!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	3396	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KrazyFacs

Anarchy, Anvils, Community, Custom Plugins, Factions, Friendly, gameplay twists, Iron, Join, KrazyFacs, Minecraft, multiplayer, pistons, PvP, Repair, semi anarchy, Server, SNOWBALLS, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to KrazyFacs!

This is a semi-anarchy vanilla Factions server with custom plugins.

Some custom gameplay twists include: – Pistons drop snowballs when breaking snow layers. – You can repair anvils using iron.

Join our friendly server now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Crops Grown:	2597
Buildings Constructed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21

Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft Madness – The City that Never Sleeps! No Resets, No Whining, Just Fun!

ADMIN, Cash, Chill Community, city, collaboration, dragon slayer, Fun, International, loot boxes, madness, Minecraft, mob spawns, Player builds, Protection, proximity chat, PvP, Render Distance, Resets, Residents, Roleplay, Sleeps, smp, tps, Whining

Minecraft Server Overview

Focus	Vanilla Survival
IP	mcverse.city
Website	www.mcverse.city
Discord	https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	No, the server aims to provide a pure vanilla experience with only modifications to enhance collaboration, protection, and roleplay.
Is there PvP gameplay on the server?	Yes, the focus is on improving PvP gameplay with Clan vs. Clan battles.
Is there a player cap on the server?	Yes, the player cap is currently around 20 at peak times.
Can I claim permanent land on the server?	Yes, players can claim permanent land which they can come back to months or even years later.
Are there any in-game events or contests?	Yes, players can participate in fishing contests to earn rewards.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on the server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Farms Harvested:	142	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hypothetical Minecraft Server

advice seeking, awkward situations, coffee date, communication skills, conversation starters, hypothetical, hypothetical advice, hypothetical anon, hypothetical challenges, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical dilemmas, hypothetical encounters, hypothetical questions, hypothetical relationships, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, hypothetical solutions, ice breakers, Minecraft, Server, small talk, social anxiety, social interactions

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward coffee dates again! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities to break the ice and keep the conversation flowing. Want to impress your date with your building skills? Show off your epic creations and let your creativity shine! Need a distraction from those cringy moments? Dive into our crazy mini-games and challenges to keep the laughs coming. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest to share your Minecraft adventures with. So why waste time on awkward small talk when you can join our server and have a blast instead? Come on, what are you waiting for? Time to mine, build, and flirt your way to a successful coffee date!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Navy Craft Minecraft SMP

America, Armed Forces, Craft, Defense, Military, Minecraft, naval aviation, naval base, naval deployment, naval history, naval officers, naval operations, naval personnel, naval service, naval ships, naval technology, naval traditions, naval warfare, Navy, Sailors, smp, United States Navy, us navy

Ahoy mateys! Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we sail the high seas of creativity and build epic structures that would make even the Navy jealous! Our crew is made up of retired Navy SEALs who traded in their scuba gear for pickaxes and are now dominating the Minecraft world with their insane building skills. Join us if you dare, but beware, we have a strict “no creepers allowed” policy – those sneaky buggers tried to sink our ship one too many times! So come aboard and let’s set sail for adventure on the most epic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockPartyCentral

bills, BlockPartyCentral, disconnecting internet, discussion, family drama, feeding kids, GRILLS, hectic mess, helping mom, inflation, Liar, looking for apartments, moving out, outdoor furniture, Panic, sibling rivalry, smoker, sore muscles, Streaming Service, temporary living situation, unemployed sister

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family troubles behind, just like this player left their sister and her kids behind in a flash!

Our server offers a safe haven for those looking to build and explore without any unwanted family members moving in unexpectedly. No need to worry about sharing your resources or dealing with family drama here!

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own world without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. Plus, who knows, you might even find some new friends to help you move out in a hurry if needed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RegretfulNoob in Minecraft SMP

growth mindset., hindsight, life advice, life experience, life journey, life learning, life lesson, life mistakes, Life skills, life wisdom, Maturity, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to teach you the most important life lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a diamond sword!

Join our server and you’ll learn valuable skills like how to outsmart a creeper, how to negotiate with a villager for the best trades, and how to build a secret underground base to hide from the pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing epic dance parties in the End dimension. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5670	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magic Items Found:	8719	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyComplexity

bureaucracy, Communication, complexity, CraftyComplexity, daily tasks, Decision making, education, Expectations, Healthcare, mental health, modern life, personal growth, Politics, relationships, social media, societal norms, stress, Technology, Time management, unnecessarily complicated, work

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most unnecessarily complicated and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever seen! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who only speak in Shakespearean English. Trust us, you’ve never experienced roleplay like this before.

2. We have a custom-built maze that changes every hour, and the only way to escape is by solving riddles written in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. Good luck!

3. Our PvP arena is located on a floating island that is constantly being bombarded by flaming meteors. It’s like a game of dodgeball, but with actual fireballs.

4. Want to tame a pet dragon? Well, on our server, you have to first defeat a giant chicken boss who guards the dragon eggs. And yes, the chicken boss wears a top hat.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your skills in the most absurd ways possible, then join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.