Blocky Beats Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old music? Look no further, because our server has the most epic tunes that will make you feel like you’re in a rave party with creepers and zombies! Our music is so lit, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Join our server and experience the magical world of blocky beats and pixelated jams. Our music will make you want to dance like a villager on a Sunday morning. Plus, rumor has it that listening to our music will give you superpowers in the game. You’ll be able to mine diamonds with your eyes closed and build a castle in seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and groove your way to victory! Just be warned, once you hear our music, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a siren’s song, but instead of crashing your ship, it’ll just make you build even cooler stuff in Minecraft.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	4049
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	293
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ores Mined:	7013	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8091
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Animals Bred:	59
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	9556

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mines Excavated:	2312
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	8293
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/back-again/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	2459

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.