Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Villages Defended:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty20XX

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	3998

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3562	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

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If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Night Owl Network

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are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchantments Applied:	133
Ores Mined:	6776	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7