Blocky Bars

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Step into a world of nostalgic prison gameplay with modern twists! Our Classic Prison Server brings you back to the roots of the beloved prison genre, with a focus on progression and exciting enhancements. Start from the bottom as a lowly inmate, working your way up through the ranks by mining, crafting, and trading your way to freedom.Features:Classic Cells: Claim your personal space behind bars, fully customizable to show off your achievements and store your valuable items.Enchantment Shards: Collect rare shards to upgrade your gear and gain powerful enchantments that will give you the edge.Custom Currencies: Trade and barter using unique currencies exclusive to the prison economy, giving depth to trading and buying powerful items.Commissaries: Access limited-time stores where you can sell your items for an increased price!Rank Progression: Start from the lowest rank and rise through the prison hierarchy, unlocking new mines, perks, and privileges as you go.PvP and Gangs: Form alliances or go solo in the fight for dominance. Gangs allow players to team up and compete for control of resources and territory. [Coming Soon]Experience the balance of classic prison gameplay with new mechanics designed to keep the grind fresh and rewarding. Will you earn your freedom or dominate the prison world? Join us and find out!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4FPPMnAuAt Store: https://store.blockybars.net/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Struggling Minecraft SMP Economy

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Are you tired of grinding in the real world economy? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are the currency and you can become a virtual billionaire overnight! Who needs a job when you can just mine for your riches?

”’I want to escape reality and live in a fantasy world.”’

Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle dragons. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in our virtual world?

”’I need a break from my annoying neighbors.”’

Say no more! On our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own secluded fortress far away from any pesky neighbors. No more loud parties or nosy neighbors snooping around your business. It’s just you, your blocky paradise, and maybe a few friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the struggles of real life with some virtual fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

”da Wacky Wose Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to da wose Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of kittens.

Why should you join da wose? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llama architects at your service!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the heart of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. All you have to do is find the magical rainbow sheep who will guide you to its hidden entrance.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join da wose Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7768

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve who loves to hoard shiny things.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sky Trails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for!

Join our server and be the first to explore the brand new Sky the 1st world, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you sell enough diamonds in the game, the other remakes will happen faster – talk about power of persuasion!

But wait, there’s more! We have a 50/50 chance of getting an English dub for the game, so you can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’re even discussing some sort of delay just to keep things interesting.

Get ready for a Day 1 English release like you’ve never seen before, available on PS4, PS5, and Switch at first. But don’t worry, Switch 2 and PC players can join in on the fun a year later. Stay tuned for more exciting news at our December shareholder meeting – it’s going to be a blast!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Re: Zero Minecraft SMP Master

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have epic storylines that rival arc 4 of Beako’s manga adventures, and we promise no Demon Sword spin-off chapters will be left unread (we even have a special quest to find them all!).

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unofficial translations of the WN thrown in for good measure. Who needs seriousness when you can have a blast with us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1874	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

McDonald’s Ice Cream Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your hopes up for a delicious McDonald’s ice cream cone, only to be told the ice cream machine is broken? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have unlimited McDonald’s ice cream for all players! No more broken machines, just creamy, dreamy soft serve for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves to impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical forest filled with talking animals who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare Minecraft items. Want a pet dragon? Just trade them a diamond and watch as your fiery companion appears before your eyes.

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where anything is possible, including making McDonald’s ice cream great again!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Loli Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a talking sheep who offers to be your personal mining buddy. But watch out, because there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigmen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of superhero villagers who are ready to swoop in and save the day. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly Ender Dragon races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	167	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: You log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Creepers doing the Macarena. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us on our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Decagrammaton where you can battle giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Limit Break Assault where you have to fight a field of special armor-wearing cows, or a Total Assault where you must navigate through an indoor maze filled with insane and tormenting obstacles? It’s like a Minecraft version of a twisted carnival, and you’re invited to join the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking sheep or a dancing Enderman. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. See you in the game!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RV Minecraft SMP Roadtrip

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft world? Do you dream of living in an RV and driving it around the country like a true nomad? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players live in RVs and travel the virtual world in style. Need to mine some diamonds? Just hop in your RV and drive to the nearest mine! Want to explore a new biome? Pack up your RV and hit the road!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of wild llamas who have taken over a village and are now the rulers of the land. Will you be able to negotiate with these llama overlords and gain their favor? Only time will tell!

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with RV adventures and llama drama, join our server today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	487

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bullied and insulted on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow cute and nice players! Our community is filled with fluffy bunnies and rainbow unicorns who will shower you with compliments and virtual hugs. Join us for a magical experience where the only griefing allowed is griefing from laughter!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3778	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

/Tactical/ – Tactical Vtubers: Enlist Edition Minecraft SMP

Aaliyah Mercury, AceWindhover, Ainslie_Vt, AirshowD, Arianna Foxton, Atropa Everwood, Bessie, Code Named Ferret, Edition, Elfinpsyop, EmberParadox458, enlist, firearm enthusiast, Fishmoochi, GachaGuns, Gondola Gaming, grimmiVT, Icelyn Winter, JMeZZ, Juncker_, Kana, KiitaVT, Koopa Fortuna, Kuromaru Oniisan, Leaflit Mitsuha, Minecraft, Rusty Claudia, smp, tactical, tactical vtubers, Vtubers

Welcome to the most tactically-themed Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for epic battles, strategic alliances, and firearm enthusiast vtubers like you’ve never seen before!

Our approved vtubers include Aaliyah Mercury, the sharpshooting sensation who never misses a shot. AceWindhover, the explosive expert who can blow up anything in his path. And don’t forget about Bessie, the cowgirl with a quick draw that will leave you in awe.

But that’s not all! Join us for crazy adventures with Code Named Ferret, the master of stealth who can sneak past any enemy. And watch out for Kuromaru Oniisan, the ninja warrior who can take down foes with just a flick of his katana.

So come join us on /tactical/ Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new tactical challenge and every battle is a chance to show off your skills. Don’t miss out on the action, join us now and become a legend in the world of tactically-themed Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Jujutsu Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, Yuji won. Who is Yuji, you ask? Oh, just the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken named Clucky.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Yuji himself as he leads epic raids on other players’ bases, all while riding a majestic llama named Steve. But beware, Yuji has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their entire house with pink wool.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us where Yuji’s reign of chaos is just beginning. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in his crazy world of blocky adventures.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through Cookie’s Bustle, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits.

Picture this: a land filled with giant cookies that you can ride like horses, a bustling market where you can trade diamonds for enchanted pickaxes, and secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are evil mobs like the dreaded Cookie Monster and the mischievous Creeper King.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you are not alone! Join forces with other players to form epic alliances, build towering fortresses, and conquer the land together. And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our server’s special challenges like the Great Cookie Bake-Off or the Creeper King’s Dance Party.

So why wait? Join us on Cookie’s Bustle for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cookie connoisseur or the ruler of all creepers. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Gloomy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling gloomy and in need of some virtual companionship? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will listen to all your woes, no matter how ridiculous they may be. Need to vent about your virtual sheep farm not producing enough wool? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land of pixelated fun. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft ravine.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Guess Minecraft SMP

aftermath, anxiety, bad shit, Chaos, consequences, Disaster, DOOM, election, fear, foreboding, Future, gloom, guess, let me guess, Minecraft, Negativity, pessimism, Politics, predictions, smp, speculation, TURMOIL, uncertainty, uncertainty ahead

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the impending doom of post-election chaos! Our server is like a magical realm where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual feast. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total diva and loves to put on fashion shows for the players. So, if you want to witness a dragon strutting down the runway in the latest diamond armor, this is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.