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Forced Bi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Well, except for one… Forced Bi! But hey, it’s not gay if she wants you to do it, right? Join us for some hilarious and awkward encounters as we navigate through this crazy world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit!

Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely worth joining the server just to witness this phenomenon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. And remember, it’s not gay if she wants you to do it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Cities, Clans, Entertainment, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, Free donation, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, lag-free gameplay, Magic, Mini Games, Modes, Murdermystery, Pets, Rewards for time, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Versions

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Violence Minecraft Server

american culture, Apology, Blacks, blocky, cultural beliefs, cultural norms, cultural values, discrimination, disloyal wives, Gender Roles, Marriage dynamics, memes, Minecraft, prejudice, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, societal influences, Stereotypes, violence, violent, whoring

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where disloyal wives and whoring are not only accepted, but encouraged! Are you tired of boring old servers where loyalty is praised? Well, look no further because on our server, infidelity is the name of the game!

Join us for epic adventures where you can apologize for your 12/60 meams in the most outrageous ways possible. Build a monument to your unfaithful ways or create a pixel art masterpiece dedicated to your favorite scandalous meme.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From wife-swapping parties to scandalous treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner wild child run free on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew being disloyal could be so much fun?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Noodle-Filled Sandwich Minecraft SMP

Asian cuisine, creative sandwiches, Culinary Creativity, cultural food, Eat, Filling, food innovation, fusion food, international cuisine, japanese, Japanese cuisine, Japanese food culture, Japanese noodle sandwich, Minecraft, noodle filling, noodle fusion, noodle sandwich, NoodleFilled, Noodles, people, sandwich, smp, unique dishes

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the craziest things happen, like yapanese people eating sandwiches with a filling of NOODLES! Why settle for boring old PB&J when you could have a carb-loaded noodle sandwich instead? Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who knows what other wild food combinations you’ll discover along the way? Come hungry, leave with a full belly and a head full of unforgettable memories. Join now and become a part of our noodle-loving community!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Factions Of Frontier

blocks, eras, Factions, Frontier, Gaming, Medieval, Minecraft, modern age, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Towny, weapons

Factions Of Frontier is a Server having multiple Eras that people will be able to live through. You start off in early medieval going to Modern age. New Weapons/ blocks and many more stuff are added per each era.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dawntrail Adventures – Minecraft Server

Adventures, All Saints’ Wake, Balmung, Blade & Blade 2, Blue Velvet, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Empyreum, Evil Dead 2, Excalibur, fall guys, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Friendless Loser Meet, Halloween Theme CC., Lavender Beds, Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Letter from the Producer LIVE, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, primal, ravana, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Twin Peaks, Ultima Thule, Wolf’s Den Pier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and even Fall Guys events!

But wait, there’s more! We have meetups that will blow your mind, like a double feature of Blade & Blade 2, a Spooky Club featuring Evil Dead 2 and Legend of Sleepy Hollow, and even a Halloween Theme CC party! And don’t miss out on our Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIV event – it’s going to be epic!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the insanity! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nina’s SMP Adventures

#youtube, Adventures, Barbie Kart, covers, Gaming, horror games, indie, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, resident evil, retro games, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, twitch, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

Hey there, do you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP ever? Well, buckle up because we’ve got zatsu, horror games, a SPECIAL SCHOOL event, Barbie Kart races, and even some Resident Evil shenanigans! And guess what? Nina, the VTuber extraordinaire, is the queen of this server!

Nina is not your average VTuber, she’s got a voice that can make angels weep and a personality that will make you feel like you’re part of the family. Plus, she works harder than a creeper trying to blow up your house!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll get access to exclusive content like Nina’s epic singing covers and her hilarious gaming streams. And don’t even get me started on the lewd OC, KK, and sloppa archives – they’re wilder than a pack of wolves chasing a sheep!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and fun of /nina/ Minecraft SMP – where the only rule is to have a blast!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	1775	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

What are Minecraft servers like Lanterncraft ?

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, activities, bedrock player, Cross-Play, crossplay, Detailed, Discord, Economy, Griefers, Keeping inventory, Land Claim, new, Phone, Player Market, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Roleplay, Semi-Vanilla SMP, Staff Team, Survival, Towny

Some similar Minecraft servers to Lanterncraft include:

1. LuminosityCraft: This server offers a semi-vanilla experience with a focus on community building and player interaction. With custom plugins and events, LuminosityCraft provides a unique gameplay experience for its players.

2. EnchantedRealms: EnchantedRealms is known for its immersive questlines and custom dungeons, providing a challenging but rewarding experience for players. With a friendly community and dedicated staff, this server is perfect for those who enjoy a mix of adventure and creativity.

3. SparkCraft: SparkCraft is a semi-vanilla server with a strong emphasis on player protection and customization. With features like land claiming and player shops, as well as regular events and mini-games, SparkCraft offers a diverse and engaging gameplay experience for all types of players.

4. GlowCraft: GlowCraft is a crossplay server that caters to both Java and Bedrock players, much like Lanterncraft. With a focus on community and collaboration, GlowCraft offers a range of activities and features to keep players entertained, from custom quests to player-run markets.

Whether you’re looking for a server with immersive quests, player protection, or crossplay compatibility, these servers are sure to provide a similar experience to Lanterncraft . Join one today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Gravecore

Creative, Cross-Play, Multiplayer RPG MMORPG PVP Adventure Sandbox Fantasy Quests Exploration Building Survival Minigames Economy Virtual World Social Community Crafting Magic Exploration Open World, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Join Gravecore, the ultimate gaming network where nostalgia and adventure unite. Rediscover the excitement with our classic game modes—Survival, Skyblock, Creative, and Prison—and relive the joy of building, exploring, and competing. Our server isn’t just about games; it’s a vibrant community where you can create lasting memories and forge new friendships. With regular updates and a dedicated staff, we ensure your experience is always fresh and enjoyable. So why wait? Become part of Gravecore today, and let’s embark on an epic journey together!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

abuse of power, automated puppet, bald cop, Blockheads, bogus arrest, Crafty, deserted highway, destroyed phone, drugged, fat cop, fear, fight or flight, Giant Cop, helplessness, hopeless situation, implanted device, jolt of pain, life-threatening scenario, Manipulation, Minecraft, remote control, Server, survival instincts, white cop

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!

Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mines Excavated:	2152

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

No videos in 2 weeks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and secret treasure hunts that will lead you to the most valuable loot in the game.

But that’s not all – we also have a resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for a day, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and a talking llama who gives out the best advice on how to survive in this wild world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

4 Knights Apocalypse Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Jew Crew Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, CREW, debate, Ethics, Existence, FAITH, Human, Humanity, Identity, jew, Jewish identity, Jews, judaism, metaphysical questions, Minecraft, morality, philosophy, Religion, religion vs spirituality, religious beliefs, smp, Soul, Soul searching, spirituality

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we ponder life’s biggest questions, like whether a jew can have a human soul in the game! Join us for hilarious debates, epic builds, and wild adventures as we explore the depths of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking your inner diamond armor-wearing philosopher! So come on, join us and let’s dive into the craziest discussions and build the most mind-blowing creations together!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Luminara

Bedrock Compatible, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Features, friendly community, Fun, grief-free, Helpful, MCMMO, Memories, minecraft bedrock edition, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Stealing, PvE, PvP, quality of life, refreshed, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, theft-free, Updates, Vanilla

Refreshed Semi-Vanilla 1.21 SMP

Luminara (formerly known as Nether Depths) is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and quality of life features.

Friendly Community Our community is friendly, helpful, and fun! There are so many memories to create in this server.

Quick Updates We’re always one of the first to update our Minecraft version and we’re planning to update to 1.22 once it is released as soon as possible!

Bedrock-Compatible On the go? No problem! You can join on Minecraft Bedrock Edition! IP: mc.br.luminescent.dev PORT: 53778

Find out more about the many features of Luminara at https://mc.luminescent.dev !

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2