Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchantments Applied:	248
Mines Excavated:	4421	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8790	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	5747
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Animals Bred:	171	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	7187	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6199	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1897	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!