Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Animals Bred:	198
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Farms Harvested:	239
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Animals Bred:	115

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Villages Defended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Emeralds Found:	104	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.