Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	9519

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	6621	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Potions Brewed:	192
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Emeralds Found:	6652	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2309
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2316	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Towns Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.