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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9156 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 130 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8870 |
| Farms Harvested: | 605 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.
And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!
