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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4131	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Votes:	2021	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	444174	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8787	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Farms Harvested:	337	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ores Mined:	1459
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	310056
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3733

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Animals Bred:	198
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3032	Royal Courts Attended:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Villages Defended:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3406	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5034
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com