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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3541	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Potions Brewed:	183
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

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LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	595
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Votes:	2926	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	251
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	6081
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crops Grown:	8036	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

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