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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5334	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	237
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Items Found:	7840	Dimension Hops:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4949
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2289	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Potions Brewed:	52	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5505
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Emeralds Found:	8591	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	833965	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6289
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	54

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	8190
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	97690
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5975
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com