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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	675654	Evil Twin Fights:	1

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	3

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5000	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Emeralds Found:	2504	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1317
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Star Shards Collected:	200	Villages Defended:	9
Divine Spears Created:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	42
Love Letters Sent:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crops Grown:	2941
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Votes:	9874	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Spears Created:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

play.mc-paradise.com