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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

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NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1421	Star Shards Collected:	265
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	264
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Players Killed by Monsters:	4929
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	186
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Emeralds Found:	4068
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	75	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Potions Brewed:	93
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Animals Bred:	79
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	0

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Towns Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com