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TearJerkerTunesMC

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

Bolsonaro’s Poison PlotCraft

10. South America, 11. government, 12. conspiracy, 13. impeachment, 14. Latin America, 15. far-right, 16. extremism, 17. authoritarianism, 18. crisis, 19. investigation, 2. Bolsonaro, 20. justice., 3. coup attempt, 4. poison plot, 5. successor, 6. alleged, 7. charged, 8. political scandal, 9. corruption, Bolsonaros, Brazil, PlotCraft, Poison

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where even the president of brazil is plotting to poison his successor like a villain in a bad movie. come build your own world where the only plots involve building epic castles and battling creepers. who needs political drama when you can have virtual adventures with your friends? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential coup attempts. join now before things get even crazier out there!

Torrent Network

armor sets, Balanced Economy, bedrock, boss fights, Community, Duels, Dungeons, Economy, hermitcraft, History, Lore, Network, offline servers, Plot, PvP, Quests, Revamp, Server resets, torrent, Unique abilities, weapons, Xbox

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Potions Brewed:	147	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Torrent SMP
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Website	https://www.torrentsmp.com
Version
Server IP	torrentsmp.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the different game modes available on Torrent SMP?

A: The server offers Survival, Lifesteal, and Creative Free Build modes.

Q: Can I participate in epic boss fights and dungeons on the server?

A: Yes, you can explore unique worlds with epic boss fights and dungeons as part of the questing system.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/torrent and visit the website at https://www.torrentsmp.com

Q: Is there a live map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the live map at https://map.torrentsmp.com

Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on Torrent SMP?

A: The server is available on versions 1.7.2 to 1.21.4 Java and the latest versions of Bedrock on any device. You can also add on Xbox at PlayTorrent and connect through Bedrock Port 19132.

Coffee Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, aroma, aroma therapy, Breakfast, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, Comforting, Cooking, Crafters, Home decor, kitchen, morning routine, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, period kitchen, Retro, sensory experience, smell, Traditional, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, bro, imagine this: a Minecraft server where the kitchen is straight out of the medieval times! Like, you can cook up some digital feasts while dodging creepers and zombies! It’s like Iron Chef meets The Walking Dead, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.

Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.

FamilyEvent FOMO Minecraft Server

blended family, exclusion, family betrayal, family bond, Family dance, family decision, family dynamics, family event, family inclusion, family loyalty, family member, family relationships, Family Support, family unit, family unity, Family Values, FamilyEvent, FOMO, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server, stepmom, uninvited

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel like part of the family? Well, look no further! Our server is like a big, happy family…except without the drama of excluding step-moms from family events!

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and virtual family bonding time. Plus, we promise not to let the kids kick you out of the family dance – because here, everyone is welcome! So come on over and join the fun, where you’ll never feel like an optional add-on or a family friend. You’re part of the crew now, baby!

ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft

affair partner, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, emotions, ex-wife drama, ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft, family dynamics, haircuts, overreacting, parenting roles, relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson’s feelings, stepson’s haircut, trust issues

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

FetishCraft: Blocky Bedrock Bizarre

bedrock, BIZARRE, bizarre fetishes, blocky, current partner, fetish discovery, fetish discussion, fetish experiences, fetish exploration, fetish revelations, fetish secrets, fetish sharing, fetish stories, fetish surprises, FetishCraft, kink discovery, kink exploration, partner fetish, past partner, sexual preferences, strange fetish, unique fetishes, unusual fetish, weird fetish

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Runes Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	911342
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	606060	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7741

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

Players:	103/100	Votes:	9061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6