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ScarCraftStory

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Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	174076
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

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yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

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Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

No Peek Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyDadGaySon

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

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Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineCraftLifeLolz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

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lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3508	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3