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What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Items Found:	5719
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Farms Harvested:	959
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	720170	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	6121	Farms Harvested:	665
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

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SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Void Gems Collected:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TV Men Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	6110	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Unprepared Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7030	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	7203

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0