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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Enchantments Applied: 105 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Meteorites Collected: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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